©Daniel Naudé, Group of Ankole cattle. Kiruhura district, Western Region, Uganda, 2012
let’s talk about the fact that jenny slate has a marcel the shell dress and then let’s discuss how i can get my own body into that dress because i’m pretty sure it’s the only thing i want to wear from now on.
They are perfect.
Is this real or is it just hopeful because THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT CAST ANYONE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED.
MAD SWEENEY X3000
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.